Yet, as to what 'Wolfing Out' actually is, still might be hard to put into words. It is a state of mind, mind over matter, no matter the mind; more machine than man, more man than machine. It is a whirlwind of existential knowings, physical misgivings, insatiable appetites, and ... did someone say slapfight!?
The mathematical formula for Wolfing Out is as follows :
(Calamity / Maximum Awesomeness) to the power of Shenanigans = Wolfing Out
The graph below clearly shows that over a 24 hour period you consistently progress to a point of Maximum Awesomeness, and once crossing that threshold, you move into a zone of Calamity and unknown variables, that is further shaped by a high variable of Shenanigans.
Drink Toque fan, 'Matey', recollects the event with this handy recipe, "Recipe for Stag-Nation Shenanigan Soup (otherwise known as, Wolfing Out Soup) : Gather crew of new and old friends linked to [enter name here]. Drive a long dusty dirt road to a sandy beach on a river to camp by. Mix for 2 days at high heat with a healthy dash of Slap Fights, Shovel Justice, Led Zep, Clay Pigeons, Waterfall showers, Boulder Rolling, BBQ... Spice to taste in broth of choice... Voila!"
If this all still does not make sense, try this excerpt from some of our nonsensical, nighttime notes:
- 10:52 pm Stag man, 'Sleeve', has disappeared. Find him and consider dragging him through the river.
- 11:21 pm This is the best party I have ever been too. Thank you ACDC. Thank you Tom Ball. Thunderstruck, you are really speaking to me right now.
- 12:15 am 'Sleeve' lost his 2nd round of shotgunning beers. His skills have greatly diminished. 'Matey' is my new hero!
- 12:25 am Slapfight!?
- 12:28 am Someone said they needed a chiropractor, playful wrestling ensued.
- 12:55 am 'Thunderstruck' ... again.
- 1:16 am Why is this wrestling still going on?
- 1:18 am Furthermore, 'German leg wrestling' is the weirdest thing I have ever seen.
- 1:22 am 'Sleeve' has disappeared again. His tent has been ransacked. Still no sign of him.
- 1:45 am Public Enemy in effect. Our camp is in good shape. Time to visit the other camp.
We have over 100 photos documenting what it means to Wolf Out, of which we can show you ... 2.
AB taking care of business, early stages of Wolfing Out, enjoying it with a Project Grizzly.
Wolfing Out is not for everybody, ... but it is a lot of fun. Thanks to everyone at the Party for showing The Drink Toque what it means to Wolf Out!
Good people, good times.
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